Tuesday, October 19, 2010

kenapa perempuan patut berkahwin dgn engineer

Why you should marry an Engineer Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle



An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.




Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.

Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.

The arts graduate is still looking for a job.

And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness



An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.





Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.

The Management graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts graduate who will 'change major'.

And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.

And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.

Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The lawyers will lie about everything.

Management graduates will cheat your money.

The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.

Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. plus they r cooler than the others 

19 comments:

eVy-D-YaNa said...

ah-ha!~~

lps ni azfar lak sndri yg kena tulis "kenapa wanita ptut berkahwin dgn ahli silat"..hehe~

sila tulis ya~~ ;)

asparagus malaysia said...

aik??? why me kak?? hahaha...kak la tulis dlu..sya copy paste je...ngahaha....

Nur Afiqah said...

lawyer is not always lieeee! haha.nanti aku tulis pulak kenapa lelaki patut kahwin dengan lawyer perempuan.ehem2 ;)

driz's scribbles said...

erkk. hello? ko tgh promote sape ni? promote diri sendiri??
xpayah. aku dah serik kot ade bf engin ni. wuuhuuu

asparagus malaysia said...

afiqah : eh..ak lupa ko bakal peguam....haha... ye la..ko peguam yg bgus..yg berkarisma.. cair laki kalo dgr ayat ko...hehe..

driz's : hehehe...rilek..ak fhm prasaan ko... tp ak lain cket dr dia..hehe..bukn nk prmote..nk fkta...

eVy-D-YaNa said...

aik..utk engineer bole tulis, xkn utk ahli silat xbole lak..hehe~

azfar la yg sesuai tulis, sbb dh ada psgn skrg...*wink3* ;P

asparagus malaysia said...

kak dyana : aik... nk tulis untuk ahli kena dia sorng je yg tau..kalo pblic tau, x romntisss namanya..ngahhahaha......

eVy-D-YaNa said...

laaaa....kalo dia sorg ja nk kena tau, bek tulis entry "kenapa awk perlu kawen dgn saya". tak kesah la dlm tu nk romantik2 ka apa ka..

ni tlis psl ahli silat, of koz la scra gneral ja, mcm yg engineer tu...

xkn yg tu pn nk kena xplen..isk3~~ ;P

asparagus malaysia said...

kak dyana : ahakz...malu la i nk tulis..x reti nk reka ayat2 jiwang2 karat...hehe...

eVy-D-YaNa said...

aik..tulis psl ahli silat pn kena jiwang gak ka?

ish2...xfhm tol...

apa2 ja la azfar oi..janji bahagia! ;P

Nailofarhazirah said...

kalau llki yg kawen ngn pmpuan yg kje engineer cmne?

asparagus malaysia said...

hahaha... prempuan tu pn mgkin akan berkelakuan mcm engineer lelaki..kot..ahakz....

basikal buruk said...

bro, bile nak uat post pasal wa?

Nailofarhazirah said...

sure kew mcm tu? harapnye lah...
bukti3? ada?

asparagus malaysia said...

basikal buruk : apesal ak nk wat post pasal lu.. lu dh la laki...geli sial....hak3..

nailofarhazirah : pnjang bnor nma hg... nk bukti?? tggu ak kawen ngn engineer dlu..pastu ak tlis dlm blog ak..

basikal buruk said...

uit..basikal pon ada jantina ka?

driz's scribbles said...

weyh, carik kan aku calon engin 1.. yg leh pakai laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

asparagus malaysia said...

aaa....nnti ak cri sorang....tp ak x termasuk erk...sbb ak pn dlm kategori x bleh pakai....hak2...

Nailofarhazirah said...

aiyaakk.. panjang ek? grrr... nailo ckup..

eh, cenggitu plaks.. assume la sendirik.. reka2 kew..sumpa teringin nak bace,, wahaha